hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

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keepcalmdrinktea:

 THE DACHSHUND
Because I waddle when I walk, 
Should this give rise to silly talk                                                                     
That I’m ungainly? What’s ungainly?                                                              
I really rather graceful - mainly.                                                                
The experts have been known to state                                                      
That there’s a twinkle in our gait.                                                             
One said, “They have a clumsy grace,”                                                    
Which after all is no disgrace. 
My funny features may abound:                                                              
Short legs, long body, low-to-ground,                                                    
But I’m about the perfect pal                                                                     
For man or woman, boy or gal.                                                                   
I’m gentle,very playful, kind,                                                                        
I housebreak fast ‘cause I’m refined,                                                   
I’m smart but never sly or foxy -                                                                
No, do not underrate the dachsie!  

You have no idea how much I miss this little guy… 

keepcalmdrinktea:

 THE DACHSHUND

Because I waddle when I walk, 

Should this give rise to silly talk                                                                     

That I’m ungainly? What’s ungainly?                                                              

I really rather graceful - mainly.                                                                

The experts have been known to state                                                      

That there’s a twinkle in our gait.                                                             

One said, “They have a clumsy grace,”                                                    

Which after all is no disgrace. 

My funny features may abound:                                                              

Short legs, long body, low-to-ground,                                                    

But I’m about the perfect pal                                                                     

For man or woman, boy or gal.                                                                   

I’m gentle,very playful, kind,                                                                        

I housebreak fast ‘cause I’m refined,                                                   

I’m smart but never sly or foxy -                                                                

No, do not underrate the dachsie!  

You have no idea how much I miss this little guy… 

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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I love my feet… #weird #whynot

I love my feet… #weird #whynot

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#weird #whynot 
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